It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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