Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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