Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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