i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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