Dual....:-)
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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