I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
her vagine was all disorganized.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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