we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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