Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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