i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha