I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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