i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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