They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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