I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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