i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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