i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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