You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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