It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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