Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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