Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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