is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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