it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
