I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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