someone threw a dead crab at me
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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