I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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