it's not cheating when I paid for it
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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