He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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