she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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