Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
so explain again why im purple
no
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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