just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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