: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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