it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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