like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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