She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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