Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
And then he peed in my hair
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