Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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