spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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