Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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