The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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