where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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