Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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