As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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