dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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