Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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