She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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