id be glad to
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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