u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just gargled with NyQuil
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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