She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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