come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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