At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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