well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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