I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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