What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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