I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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