Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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