what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
