Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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